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Funny Pathan Jokes

Phatan khudkushi kr rha tha
Dost:
Ye kya kr rhe ho?
Phatan:
Mera BV larke k sath bhag gya
Me us larke k bena zinda
Nhi reh skta



Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chor¡ K¡,Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha L¡.
Malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao
Pathan: Khocha Hm Tum Ko Kia Kafir Nazar Ata he.



Pathan to shopkeeper:
Easy Load hai?
Shopkeeper: Jee haan janab.
Pathan: 10 ka naswar Load karo..

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