Shahid Afridi Funny SMS

Sardarni: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi,
tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila do.
Next day sardar ji SHAHID AFRIDI ko le aaye.



Suna Hai Shahid Afridi Has No Girlfriend
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Why??
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Kyu Ki Wo Roz 2 Litre Doodh Pi Jata Hai..
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Ab Kaun Si Ladki Itna Risk Legi..!!??...



Indian Team Manager : “Hello”(over Phone)
Wife :”Can I talk to MS Dhoni, this is his wife.”
Indian Team Manager:”Sorry, he is just going to bat”
Wife:”No Problem Manager, I will Hold on”.