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Sardar Funny Jokes

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!


Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo,
meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai" ....
Managr: wht can i do? ..
Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai


Sardar- why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?

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