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Santa Banta Jokes

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.


Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."


Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in m! edical college.
Banta: What's he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!


Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman


Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon
reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call

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