Pathan Jokes Text Messages

Pathan Shopkeeper se :Naswar hai?

Shopkeeper:Nahi,hum naswar nahi bechtye...

Next day

Pathan:Naswar hai?

Shopkeeper :kal nahi bataya tha ke nahi hai..

Next day

Pathan : Naswar hai?

Shopkeeper: Ab pucha to goli mardoga...

Next day

Pathan : Goli aur pistol hai?

Shopkeeper: Nahi

Pathan : acha to phir Naswar hai?



Pathan Blood ke bare mein book parh raha tha.
Wife: Aaj ye kiu parh rahe ho gee??
Pathan: Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai ke kal Blood Test hai,
Is liye Test ki tayyari kar raha hoon....