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Asif Ali Zardari Jokes

Asif Zardar: Jab men faut ho jaon to garhi khuda bux k qabrustan men dafnaya jay..
Mumtaz Bhutoo: Ye Bhutton ka qabrustan hay kutton ka nahi..



Bivi Par Hukoomat Karne Wale Begherat Hote Hain,
Asal Mard Wo Hai Jo Bivi Ko Marwa Kar Hukoomat Karta Hai.
Asif Ali Zardari ,



Pakistani ne Chinese
se kaha:
“Aao ham tumhen
Pakistan ka President
bana den”

Is baat per Chinese ne:
Pakistani par Case
kar diya k,

“Ye Mujhe Chor
Samajhta Hey”

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