Punjabi Friendship SMS

Mitha intazar te intazar nalo yaar mitha,
Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar mitha,
Mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yaari,
Es to mitha kuj na milna lab layi duniya sari.


Akhan di benuri changi nahin hundi,
Dostan ton duri changi nahin hundi,
Kade kade milya vi kar yaara,
Har vele SMS naal gal puri nahin hundi.

Saraiki SMS Poetry

Te ko yaad hosee, main aakhia see
Dildaar mithaa ! tu bhul waisain

Wal wal Quraan tay hath naa rakh
Naa qasmaan chaa ! tu bhul waisain

Kujh soch samajh kay faisala kar
Naa josh dikhaa ! tu bhul waisain

Tere bajun nayee jee sakdaa zawaar
Naa zulm kamaa ! tu bhul waisain

Balochi SMS Poetry

Kadi baleet mani aajooee-a-dil-e-dariya,
A maoj haaheeria maah-e-darwari nagoshaan.
Dila do bahr bekan aachesheet-o-daag bedant,
Choshein talab kashshein aadara Chaakari nagoshaan.
Ata bejazm ke duniya-o-deen-e-saudagar,
Pakeera peer goshan shaira wali nagoshan



O'kapot sabzein beya benend jala ,
Nalag-o-priyat tao makan baala….,
Chand wati nakshein banzolaan daala,
Bewafaein dostaan tao bed-e-halan.
Dilbar-o-Mahrangein kasan saala,
Lal-o-mooti -o-wash zabad maala,
Shap cherag gohar kimmati maala,
Be goman tapp-e-kae jata laala.
Sir wati misk-o-zaperan shoshta,
Aa zabad boo-e-antar-e-mushta,
Gon telai shakka sir wati rasta,
Kaid-e-maan nugraein sira basta.
Kiguda baazein muddat-e-goasta,
Dilbar-a-andohaan jegar sista,
A habar pesha dushminan gowashta,
Kigudaa dilwa cha mana shoshta.

Balochi SMS Message

Piss = mani cho enbarii chakkas a tara 90% number yaaragi int
Chuk = na mani peh ma enbari 100% number yaaran'
Piss = bacha parcha goun man droug bandagae?
Chuk = piss ishiye bendaat kayaa kotag?

Balochi SMS

Roch Atkagan Nach o Sohbatani,
Beyaret Shoma Kechi Dohlian,,

Haalo Halo kanet Halke Dukhtaran,
Beyaret Shoma India e Nachgran,,

Chopet Daanechk o Mehlabaan,
Beyaret Shoma Kohee Ennia,,

Dozzokeye Shapen Jenekan,
Beyaret Shoma Sarbazi Bashaandage,,

Banoor Kanet Balochistana Mani,
Beyaret Shoma Tumpi Sargwapi,,

Sindhi Memon SMS

1 memon mutthi me ropiya lie jaraha tha

Thori der bad mutthi kholi hatheli
pe pasina dekh kr memon bola

Na ro mere rupay me

tujhe hergiz kharch nhi kroga..

Sindhi SMS Shairyi

Gulan maan Gulab sutho tho lagy,

Her chehray tey Hijaab sutho tho lagy,

Awhan Humesha Khilanda raho.

Asaan khay awhaanjo Iho andaaz sutho tho lagy.

Girls in Sindhi - SMS

Girls in different languages,

Arabic: HURMA

Irani: DOSHEEZA

French: FURE

Hindi: KANIYA

Italian: AMITO

Mexican: MONARO

Germen: AMISA

In our SINDHI?

HATIT WAH JI CHHORI AA..

Sindhi SMS Collection

Ek larki thi deewani si ek SINDHI per woh marti thi,

her waqt yehi pocha kerti thi k tum mujhe DATE per kab le jao gay?

Per woh larka yahi jawab deta tha.

BILL tuhnjo BABO dendo chha?





A cell with sindhi language:

MSG: Nayapo

SMS: Nandho Nayapo

TONES: Ghantiyoon

LOCK: TAALO

CALL: Sadh Karais

OFF: Band Karays

NO REPLY: Mari Wayen Chha??

Bengali SMS Collection

Bastota amake dayna obosor,
Tai bola vabona amai sarthopor,
jakhane e thaki, thaki joto e dura…
Tumi aacho sarakhon ai hridoy jura.


Dibbo kore bolchi tumai ar hobena vhul,
Hariye tumai aaj amija na pai vabe kul,
Roylo amar ai abedon grohon koro mura…
Aager moto e badbo tumai nikhad premer dura.

Sindhi SMS, Balochi SMS, Saraiki SMS

Pathan,sindhi, Balochi, Saraiki Farishtay sy bolay k ALLAH sy arz karo k Pakistan main Jahan dekho Punjabi hi hoty hain
Kyon???

Farishta bola:
Mai hunay Gya tey Hunay puch ke aya.

Student SMS

Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.



A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus
He wrote:-
“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”

Sardar Funny SMS

1 Aadmi Sardar se:Rotay Q ho?
Sardar:Truck di takar tu bal bal bchya wan!
Admi:Bch to gay ho phr Q rote ho?
Srdar:Truck day piche likhya c
“FAER MILLAN GAY”


Sardar samosy k andr ka masala kha rha tha
1 admi ny pucha,sardar ye kia?
sardar :mujhay doctor nay bahir ki chezyn khanay sy mana kia hua hy.

Urdu Funny SMS

Bank mein ek achi Job hai
Only 4u
Salary:25000 per Month
Kaam sirf ye hai k sara din CASHIER k samne zuban nikal kr bethna hai.
Wo ANGOOTHA lga kr NOTE ginay ga



Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

Punjabi SMS

ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
mehboob aave ya na aave
par taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae

Punjabi Romantic SMS

Kadar pauda nhi koi jag andar.
kadr apne ap pwayi jandi.
ohdi nafrat v pyari lagdi ai.
mohabbat apni jisde nal layi jandi.
eh ishq soch ke karn wale ki janan.
k mohabbat marke v nai nibhai jandi.

Punjabi Poetry SMS

Koi pehle pehle pyar diyan gallan
kinjh skda bhul sajjna,
mainu aj v milan kitaba cho
tere vallo bheje phul sajjna.
Beshak ek phul murjhaye ne
par mehak hai aundi yaadan cho.
jindgi cho jaane walyeo
haye tusi kyu nei jande khawaba cho.
Na ji hunda na mar hunda
na hunda saatho bhul sajjna.
Mainu ajv milan kitaba cho
tere vallo bheje phul sajjna

Flirt SMS - My Blood is not costly

My blood is not costly,
It is very cheap. But,
My heart is very very costly,
Bcoz, it is full of
.
.
.
.
“YOUUUU”

Bush Joke, Usama Joke, Mushraf Joke

Bush : meri sister da munda huya ay
Mushraf : mubarak howy
Bush : pur afsos di gul ay
Musharuf : kyon?
Bush : baap da pata nahi
Musharaf : koi gul nahi USAMA tay pa deo

Sardar SMS - Pathan SMS

Sardar jee Driving on the Wrong side
of the Road

&

He became upset

&

said


"SHIT"

I m Late To The Function

Everyone is coming back.




Sardar to Pathan:
Tell me any 5 animals that live in
water

Pathan: Duck

Sardar:Theek hai aur batao?

Pathan: Duck ki ammi,abbu,bhai aur
behan

Sardar: Shabaaash.

Urdu Funny SMS

Larka : Tum kitni haseen ho,

Larki : Choro na !

Larka : Tumhari ankhain kitni haseen hain,

Larki : Choro na tum be !

Larka :itni dair se chor hi tou rah hoon.




Nichy ap k lye DOSTI ka gift hai

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Danda hai.
Sar Pr mar lo
Msg krty nahe
Gift chahiye.

Malayalam SMS Messages

Aval oru moolippattu paady,Njan kaathorthirunnu...
Aval onnu kadichu,Njan pulanju poyi..
Aval valichu kudichu,Njan annangade
kidannu...
Aval kuninju,Njan purakiloode adichu..."how"
Aval pulanju,'Chey' Ente dehathellam
aayi...

'HAAVOO"

'KOTHUK" chathu.



Shajahan mumtassinte ormakkayi tajmahal ketti...
mandan! Njanariyunnengil mumthasinte
ormakkayi avalude aniyathiye kettiyene!

Malayalam SMS Collection

Ente Rum ile Sodayanu Nee Nalla Veesukara,
Peggozhichu Njaan Kaathu Vechoruren
Chillu Glassiloorum Lickeronnu vende......
Liquoronnu vende..nalla veeshukaara..ente kootukaraa..
Thottu koottuvanulla picklum..
chipsum ennapole
Thottaduthu njan ninnuvenkilum veeshukilla mone..


I love u da! Ninne
Kanathe jevikan
vayya!Ninte aduthe
ephozhum samsarikan
thonnunu...! Ninne enike
nashta pedumoda...!
I Love U...Miss U..da,
1000 UMMA...da
Inganeyane Daily
'SANIYA MIRZA'msg
ayakunathe ! Entha
cheyka.Sowndaryam
undayal etha
kuzhapam. Ninaku
pinne aa Preshnam
ellalo....

Malayalam SMS

Alleppy passenger time 7.30
Kottayam passenger 7.45
Kollam Passenger 18.25
Jan shatabdii 17.40
Rajadhani Exp 1.35
Kerala Exp 15.45
Venad 17.15
Kurla Exp 14.10
Kannur exp, malabar exp, bokkaaro, maveli......
train etra ennam undennariyamo....?
Onnu thala vechu kooode...?????????


Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?
Kulichal pokatha azukkundo?
Chirichal kanatha pallundo?
Marakkan pattatha thettudo?
Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?
Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??

Marathi SMS Collection

Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte …


Naa sampanare akhand swapna asave,
Naa bolata aiku yetil asee Shabd asavet,
Grishmat paus padtil asee dhag asavet,
Naa magata sobat detil asee Mitra asavet

Baba Bulley Shah Poetry - SMS

Kalyan ishq kamna okha

Kisy nu yaar banana okha

Payar payar te har koi boly

Kar k payar nibhana okha

Har koi dokhaan te hass lenda ae

Kisi da darrd wandana okha

Galaan nal nai rutby mildy

Jogi bhes watana okha

Koi kisy di gaal nai sunda

Lokaan nu samjhana okha!!!

Pathan Jokes

Teacher:
Kia Aap Bata Sakte Hain K Pathano K Kitne Jokes Hain?

Pathan:
Bohat Dair Sochne K Baad Bola:
Mushkil Se 2 Ya 3!

Baki Sab Sachay Waqiaat Hain




1 Pathan Dozkh Se Nikla
Chupke Se Janat Me Gia
Farishtay Ne Bohat Mara

Pathan:
Oh Bhai Main Janati Ho
Main Dozakh May Gul Khan
Se Naswar Lene Gya Tha.

Pathan Jokes SMS

GEO Reporter Pathan Se:

Ye Batayien K Platform Pr
Kharay Saray Pathan Kese Maray?

Pathan:
Ek Elaan Hua K Train Platform
Par Aa Rahi Hai
Sab Ne Patri Par Chlang Laga Di

Reporter:
Phir Aap Kese Bach Gye?

Pathan:
Mein Khudkushi K Liye Patri
Par Leta Tha
Ye Elaan Suna To Mein
Platform Par Ja Kr Lait Gaya

Independence Day SMS

Ai Mere Pyaare Watan
Ai Mere Bichade Chaman
Tujhpe Dil Kurbaan
Apni Azaadi Ko Hum Hargis Har Sakte Naheen
Sar Kata Sakte Hain Lekin Sar Jhuka Sakhte Naheen

Happy Independence Day



Mere Desh Ki Dharti Sona Ugle
Ugle Heere Moti
Ye Watan Hamko Jaan Se Pyaara Hai
Sab Se Pyaara Desh Hamaara Hai

Happy Independence Day

funny independence day sms

Azad Desh Ke Nalayak Jawano
Agar Aaj Valentines Day Ya Frndshp
Day Hota To Inbox Full Hota.. Chalo
Jaldi Se Utho Aur Sabko Wish
Karo
“Happy Independence Day”




If U R Married
Or
Engaged

Ignore
This
Message

4 All Others

Happy Independence Day

Jashan-e-Azadi Mubark - SMS

Ay Arz-e-Maan Ay Arz-e-Watan
Tu Shaad Rahe ,Abad Rhe
Main Tera Tha, Main Tera Hoon
Bus Itna Tujh Ko Yaad Rahe
Is Kisht-e-Hunar Main Jo Kuch Hai
Kab Mera He!
Ye Hurf-e- Dushman, Ye Loh-o-Qlam
Sab Urti Dhol Msaft Ki
Sab Jogi Wala Phera He
Sab Tujh Se He Sub Tera He
Ay Arz-e-Maan, Ay Arz-e-Wtan….

Jashan-e-Azadi Mubark

Pakistan Independence Day SMS

=–..__..-=-._.
!=–..__..-=-._;
!=- -..(*..-=_;
!=–..__..-=-._;
!
i
i
Let’s Take Decision
To Value Our Nation
Won’t Forget Those Sacrifices
Who Gave Us Freedom
Now Its Our Turn
To Have A Reformation

HaPpY InDePeNdEnCe DaY tO All

Lets Celebrate Dis Day
D Day Dat Gave Us D

Freedom Of Thought
Action
Faith n
Speech

ALLAH Hamare Mulk Ke Jhande Ko
Hamesha Sar-Bland Rakhe (AAMEEN)

Happy Independence Day

Da Charsadday Zalmii - Pashto SMS

Da Charsadday Zalmii

Che WATAN Matam Matam Vee
Aow Pa Hr Koor Kii Gham Vee

Che Barood Vee Da Asmana
Aow Da Zmakey Lande Bom Vee

Che Pa Shundo Bus Jara Vee
Starge Hmm Dhakey Da Nam Vee

Che Da Gullon Pa Mosam Kii
Da Golo, Dazo Mosam Vee

Che Bajaur, Waziristan Ke
Hmm Pa Swat Ke Muharam Vee

Nu Za Ba Dasey AKHTAR Sa Kram
Che Bachi Me Qatal Kiigii

Mour Aow Plar Me Zobal Kiigii
Sarr Sajde La Che Tittegii

Pashto SMS Collection

Nan Da Pukhton, San Da Janan
Rang Da Asman, Shrang Da Bangro

Jang Da Stergo, Jwand Da Arman
Mina Da Tawan, Lara Da Gudar

Ishq Da Ashiq, Laila Da Majnun
Farhad Da Sherinai, Adam Khan Da Durkhanai

Yousuf Yousuf Khan Da Sherbano
Mosam Da Bahar, Ghazal Da Ghani

Awaz Da Takar, Sur Da Shabab
Tang Da Rabab, Gham Da Janan

Pashto Shairy

Khair de ka raqib sara lanja kawe,
Ma sara ba dera guzara kawy.

Bal cha ta zama khabare ma kawa,
Meena ke ba har cha na parda kawy.

Ma sara zama tar Kora na razy,
Hara wraz raqib sara dama kawy.

Zwe sha da Sari Raqiba ta ta waym,
Hase na che rosto bia gila kawe,

Zaan ta ba Modrn mata Barband khkare,
Yaara nan saba sanga jama kawe,

Meena da kamzoro da vas kar na de,
Dalta ba Janan bade qabza kawe.

KHIYAL ta 6 khabare kre da raaz kala,
Stargo ke ba Gula ishara kawe,

Pashto Shairy SMS

Kaash 6 za domra khaista way,
Laka ta che ye Janana.

Za ba domra maghroor na way,
Laka ta che ye Janana.

Da che sta nafrat ta goram,
No pa shundo me dua shi.

Dase za hum be-parwah way,
Lakah ta che ye Janana.

Yao patang ba azaar na way
Sta da kali pa koso k,

Paky baala shama za way
Laka ta che ye Janana.

Ka pa yao gutt ye ajal wo,
KHIYAL bas kali wo jamoona,

Da sharab domra trakha way,
Laka ta che ye Janana.

Indian Politics SMS - Sonia Gandhi SMS

Top Ten list ...If Sonia Gandhi becomes the Prime Minister....

10.There will be branches of Olive Garden all over India
and they will be called OZinda Bagicha!!

9. Their only vegetarian dish will be Eggplant Parmesan and
it will be called Anda-Pauda Parmeshwaran!!

8. All Vadapav Gaadis and Stalls will be selling Pizza and
Pasta.

7. India's National Sport will be - Ofcourse Soccer.

6. Laloo will lose his position as the national animal and
will be replaced by Jayalalitha!

5. National vegetable-Zucchini

4. There will be Pope John Paul's 'yearly' visit - twice
every year!!

3. Jahangir Art gallery will be renamed to "Michaelangelo's
Confetti house"!!

2. Men in Indian Army will wear Mini Skirts!!

And ...the number one thing that will happen if Sonia
Becomes the Prime Minister of India is.....

1.All Sindhi People will get promotions in their positions
because she thinks they are all ITALIANS!! (Kotwani, Multani, Vaswani
......resemble Mussolini, Gianini, Benini etc.....*Kulkarni
also have a fair chance*...)

Zardari Tarana SMS

Zardari ki zameen shad bad,
Bijli aaye 8 ghantay baad,

Tu nishan-e-Curruption Aalishan, Arz-e-Zardaristan,
Shad Baad Sindh rahy Aabad,

Zardari ki Zameen ka Nizam,
Aatay, Gas, Bijli ka Bohraan,

Qaum Mulk Sab Gharaq,
Nawaz, Wakeel Painda-Tabinda baad,

Benazir dunya se farar,
Parchamay sitara-o-Halal,

Khoon main ranga sara saal,
Bhool apna mazi shan-e-Haal, Jan-e-Istaqlal,

Saye-e-America,
Sar pe Sawar!

Asif Ali Zardari Jokes

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya.
Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon.
Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya.
Kisi ne pucha.
"Kyon Maar Diya?"
Usne maayusi se jawab diya.
Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai.




Zardar Celebrating His Victory Singing.....

Bachna Aye Ghareebo'n
Lo main Aa gaya

Fasaad ka Aashiq
Aman ka Dushman

Apni Ada hai
Bibi se juda...
Hey Ho...

Zardari Poertry SMS

Aik Zardari mota taza tha,
Jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha.
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Zardari ne beth k socha k,
Bibi ko dengy dhoka.
Bibi ko marengy goli,
Or khaengy mulk main Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Par Army bari siyani thi
Or Zardari ki shamat aani thi.
Par army bech se nikal gai,
Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal gai,
Phir Zardari ban gay naya Don
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Pakistan ki siyasat bubble gum.

Asif Ali Zardari SMS

Wife : Tum tou chahty
ho k main mar jaon aur
meri tamam cheezai’n
tumhari ho jaye’n …

Husband : Meri kismat
ZARDARI jesi kahan???



Pehle Aata Mil Jata Tha..
Ab Aatay k Liye Line Banani Parti Hy
Aur
Har Line Mai 3,4 Pathan Zaroor Hotay Hain

Jeenay Doo Zardari

Asif Zardari Aa rahy hain - SMS

Ba Adab

Ba Mulahiza

Hoshiyar

Beghairat-e-Azam

Badshah-e-Kanjaran

Zaleel-ul-Mulk

Shahenshah-e-Jooa

Sardar-e-Haraami

Asif Ali Zardari Aa rahy hain

Pathan SMS

Pathan ka shair;-
Na Botal main, Na jaar main, Na hotel main na baar main.
Na bike pe Na car main. . Na Ishq mein Na Pyar mein.
Jo maza hay “NASWAR” mein


1 pathan dozkh se nikla,
Chupkay sy janat me dakhil ho gaya,
Farishtay ny bohat mara,
Pathan: Oh bhai main janati hon,
dozakh main gul khan se naswaar lene gaya tha.


Tambakoo Noshi Sehat k liay Muzar hay Faraz

Woh Shakhs ye kah kar Mujay Naswar Day gya

Marriage SMS Messges

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!





Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate

Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

Marriage funny SMS

One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.

Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”



Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”

After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”



It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered

Marriage SMS

Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam


The Equation of Marriage:

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -

And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.

So beware of glance!



A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”

“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”

Asif Zardari Jokes

*Golden words*
Jo påsiå de us se ley lo,,,
Aur jo nå de us se cheen lo…

HAZRAT Molånå sheikh ASIF ALI ZARDARI..!





Asif Zardari: America K Sadar Obama

K Rishtedar Hain

Qarebi Zraye Sy Pata Chala He K

Asif Zardari: America K Sadar Obama

Ki

Phupho

K

Kuttay

Ka Puttar Hay…

Zardari Jokes

Shaitan apne chelun se: Saam tumhari duty aaj se America main hy,

JULIE tum UK jao gi,

aur

PETER tum India chalay jao.

Saam: Sir Pakistan kis ko bhijwaya hy???

Shetan: Wahan Kisi ki zuroorat nahi!

I’m satisfied with ASIF ALI ZARDARI’S performance…




Zardari cycle pe ja raha tha.

Nawaz sharif mila or bola:

Allah ke nam pe kuch tu de do Sayen.

Zardari: Chal aa beth.

Tuj ko 1 aur ‘Chakkar’ Deta hoon.

Hindi Love SMS

kash koi piyar ka bazaar hota
or neelam to us my sar-e-aam hota
my kharidta tujhe apna ap bache kar
phir my daikhta to kasy kise or k name hota


Jo samjhe na kisi ke dil mein base pyaar ko
kya faida uske pyaar ke liye dil ko tarpaane ka


Zubaan Se Tumhe Keh Nahi Sakte
Is liye Humesha Khuda Se Fariyaad Karte Hai
Jab Bhi Tumhara Dil Zor Se Dhadke
Samajh Lena Hum Tumhe Dil Se Yaad Karte Hai

Love SMS

nahi at hamian ooron ki tarah badal jana
har rut main tujhy yaad karty hain
na samait pao gy jisy qyamat tak
kasam tmhari tmhain itna pyar krty hain


wo keh raha tha k dil se mjhe bhula dy ga,
ajeeb shaks hy itni karri saza day ga,
jafa karun ga to ehsas usy b ho ga,
wafa krun ga to wo konsa sila de ga,


Din raat khayalon main Tujhye pyar karon ga,

Shaam_o_sahar tasver teri Phirti hi rahe gi nigahon main,

Par naam tera le k kabi zahir na karon ga,

Islamic Messages

Rabi ul awal mubarak 2 all of my forum family :)
have a v.nice & blessed rabi ul awal
May ALLAH shower His blessings upon us Ameen
Dun forget to recite durood shareef daily


Quran-e-Karim Mein Irshaad Ha. . .
" Be Namazi Ko Mout K Waqt Itni Pyaas lagti Ha 7 Samander Bhi Us Ki Pyas Nahe Bujha Sakta.


3 Chizon per qabu rakho
“GHUSSA”
“DOOLAT”
“NAFS”

3 chizon say nafrat karo
“ZULM”
“GHUROOR”
“BEHAYAI”

3 chizon ko Apnao
“EMAN”
“QURAN”
“SABAR”

3 chizon ko yaad rakho
“AHSAAN”
“DOOST”
“MAUT”

3 chizon say bacho
“HASAD”
“CHUGLI”
“GHEEBAT”

3 chizain soch ker uthao
“QALAM”
“QADAM”
“QASAM”

Punjabi SMS Messages

J SORAJ DA CHANAN MUK JAVE
J CHAN ASMANU TUT JAVE
J SAMANDR DA PANI SUK JAVE
HR DIL DI DARKAN RUK JAVE
FERR V NAHI HO SAKDA E DIL TENU BHUL JAVE


jadoon ve mobile de tali aandi a
maray dil de dharkan ruk jaandi a
kisay da khyal dil vich onda a
per jadoon yes karan lagna wan
per
per
per
per
o tay miss call e ho jandi a


kismat walean nu milda pyar ena jina meri jholi wich pa dita
sukrya tera kinj karran raba jo menu ena sohna yaar mila dita

Zardari SMS

Ab CORRUPTION Ki Baari Hai
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zaradari Hai

Ab Aap Ki Izat, Apni Zimmadari Hai
Kyun k Izzat Ka Shikari Asif Zaradari Hai

Ab Tabahi Qismat Humari Hy
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zardari Hai . .




jiss nay izzat, gherat ko laat mari
wo aik hi hay, sala zardari

bhooka maray ga ub her kisan, her hari
jub ho ga sadar, sala zardari

dhokay, fraud ki jis nay inteha ker dali
wo aik hi hay, sala zardari

pagal kanay ka certificate bhi jali
bara hi bay ghayrut hay sala zardari

Cheen say choori mulk kee yaari
aur America ki her waqt farmanburdari

mulk o quom kay sath ki ghuddari
yehi hay wo bay ghayrut, sala Zardari

Rockwood house or Swiss banks ka kaya poochtay ho yaro
ub toe aa rahi hay saray mulk ki bari

jald hi saari quom keh uthay gi
hi zardari, hi zardari, hi zardari



iss mulk main aik beemari hai
zardari hai zardari hai

Funny Political SMS

American to Pakistani: Tum Paglon k sath kya Salook karte ho?
Pakistani: Hum unko Pagal khane main band kar dete hain
American: Ye to human rights ki voilation hai...... Ham American to unhen America ka President bana dete hain..........


Terrorists have kidnapped Our Beloved Manmohan Sing and demanded $50000000
Otherwise they will Burn him wid Petrol
Plz Donate!!!.
I hv donated 15 Liters PETROL!…


Pakistan Post Office neASIF ZARDARI ki tasveer walay Stamp jari kardiye hain!
Awam pareshan hain K thook kis taraf lagaya jaye?


Zardari Teri Sharafat Pe Kis Ko Na Hoga Shak, , ,
Halki Halki Bhook Main Halka Phulka TUC

Pakistan Political SMS, India Political SMS

Pakistani: Hamare pass kutte hain, khote hain, Sowar hain,
Tumhare pass kya hai?
Indian: Tum hamara muqabla nahi kar sakte,
Hamare pass Manmohan Singh hain...


Molvi To ZARDARI: “Makhlooq Ko Tang Mat Kya Karo
Warna ALLAH Ka Azaab Aay Ga…
ZARDARI: “Bholay Badshao, Main Hi To Azaab Hun…”


Benazir Jate Jate Muj pe Ehsan KrGyi
Insurnce Policy Se Jena Asan Krgi
Ab Apni Mrzi Se Bdalta Hun Jamhuriat K Gear
Yu Lgta Hai Naam Mere Pakistan Krgyi


Ab mein karon ga mara mari,
Mera naam hy Zardari,
Meny pehly apni biwi mari,
Ab hy poori qoum ki bari....

Rakhi SMS, Raksha Bandhan SMS

Raksha Bandha / Rakhi SMS for Sister in English

Hey Sis,
When the world goes dark,
Stars are there…
When the journey breaks up,
Hope is there…
When the entire world is vanished,
And you feel left alone…
Tilt your head and look beside you,
Will bring you comfort feeling of
Care and affection molds on you,
As your Brother is always beside you
To pour the special love and affection forever…



Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa ya jaa
rahe ho aur kisi mahila ke haath mai phool, dhaga,
chain ya chamakti hui koi bhi vastu dekhen.
To turant wahan se hat jayen.
Yeh vastu Rakhi ho sakti hai.
Aapki zara si laparwahi apko Bhai bana sakti hai…
Janhit mai jaari!!!



Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab jaman?
Nah!
Let me c..
How bout jalebi?
Hmm…
Nope!
Damn!
Still cant find
anything as sweet
as U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan



God could not take care for the whole world
so he has given mothers to each family.


In the same way mother could not take care
for the whole part of our life, so she had given brothers.
Thanks for being my brother.

“Happy Raksha Bandhan”

Funny Political SMS

1 Baal Thakre ko dekha to aisa laga
Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,

Ek Baal Thakre ko dekha to aisa laga,

Jese bijli ka taar
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,
Jesey dozakh ki aag,
Jesey zehrila naag,
Jese garmi ki dhoop
Jese shetan ka roop



Manmohan ka Farman,
Subse pehlay hindustan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or american hai mere Abba jaan,



Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,

Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…:

Ghazal SMS

Lakh doori ho magar ehad nibhate rehna.
Jub b barish ho mera soog manate rehna.

Tum gay ho to sari shaam ye adat tehri.
Bus kinare pe khare hath hilate rehna.

Jane is dil ko ye adab kahan se aaye.
Us ki rahoo me nigahoo ko bichate rehna.

1 modat se ye maamool howa hai ab to.
Aap hi roothna aap hi manate rehna.

Tum ko maaloom he Saqi, ye pagal pan he.
Door jate howe logoo ko bulate rehna.




Sab kuch milta hai is jahan mein Saquib
Nahin milta to guzra hoa pal nahin milta

Kartey rahe’n ge younhi sairab zameene’n
In aansoo’n ko ab koi aanchal nahin milta

Ghurbat mein mayyasar kahan khushion ki dilbari
Sehra mein kisi ko kabhi baadal nahin milta

Kahney ko gham khowar-o-chara saaz hain bohat
Amlann kisi ke saath koi shamil nahin milta

Ham imaan ki dolat liye shahadat ke muntazir
Hamari safo’n mein koi buzdil nahin milta.




Yaadai’n jaag jati hyn
Barisho’n k mausam main

Har ghari satati hyn
Barisho’n k mausam main

Shaambhi kisi surat
Chain se nahi kat’ti

Subhai’n bhi satati hyn
Barisho’n k mausam main

Zehen k jharokey main
Jab koi sada ubhrey

Aankhai’n bheeg jati hyn
Baarisho’n k mausam main

Funny Messages

An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back!


What was GOD’s First Reaction
when he made a Negro(African)?

Socho…

Dont know..

Oh! shit jal gaya!!



In our life time
6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
-
6.susu: isliye karke sona .


Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

Punjabi Messages

ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
mehboob aave ya na aave
par taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!


Ishq bande di jaat o loko,
Te yaari bande da imaan.
Ishq ta mange sir di baazi,
Te yaari mange dil-jaan.
Ishq ch banda mitt janda a,
Te yaari ch ho janda kurbaan.
Ishq nachave gali gali
te yari nachave jahan.
Vekhi dowa nu chhed na baithi,
je ek vich dena painda sir
te duje ch hateli te rakhni paindi jaan.


Asin parvane sanu agg sek lain de,
Sajjna de sajde layi godde tek lain de.

jadon aayi mout asin keha ohnu ruk,
thehar sannu jandi vaari ”yaar”vekh lain de.



Teriyan yadan nal preet pai baithe haan,
Eh na samjhi tenu bhulai baithe haan,

Duriyan ki karan giyan dur sanu,
jad ruh vich hi tenu vasai baithe han.

Punjabi Shairyi SMS

J 13 khayal 20 na aaway
80 udaas ho jaanday aan
Tay 100 20 nai sakday chalo a 10 diyo
k tusi 20 saanu inna e yaad karday o?
ya roz 32 band kar k 100 janday o


O mere makhna
meno yaad rakhna
har vely hasna,
Koe problem howy ty dasna,
kise hor nal na phasna,
bus mere nal vasna

O mere makhna
Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna



Agar computer windows PUNJABI main hoti tu,
Send=satto
Insert=pao
Download=thalle lao
Delete=mitti pao
Run=Nassu
Search=Labbo
ALT+CTRL+DEL=syapaa hi mukao


Do dil hone chahide see rabba nitin de shareer vich,
Ek tute te ena dard ta naa hondha,
Per tainu ta kahiye,je tera vee koi dildaar hondha,
Te oh tera dil todeda,te mere jeha haal hondha.

Romantic Messages

If you r in a dark room,
You find blood everywhere
And the walls are shaking
- Don’t worry friend,
U r at the safest place,
You r in my heart.


Aye Chand…
Jab wo teri tarf dekhain
Toh unhain kuch yaad delana
Phir chupkey se un k pass jana
Aur kehna….!
Tumhain koi yaad karta hai.
Teri umeed karta hai kohi
Ajj bhi tumhain dekh kar
Eid karta hai koi.


Mohabbat k saray rang
Rangon k saray phool
Phoolon ki sarii khushboo
Khushboo k saray lamhe
Lamhon ki sarii chahat
Chahat ki sarii khushiyaan
aap k liye…


Jugnu ko qaid kar k muskaraya na karo,
Roshni ki khatir kisi ka dil jalaya na karo,

Sitam karna hai karo par itna na karo!
Yaad nahi karsakte to yad aaya na karo….

Romantic SMS

my eyes when U look into them,
I love my name when U say it,

I love my heart when U love it,
I love my life when U are in it.


This is a moon which learns from you,
That is a sun which respects you,
There are stars which shine for you,
And here… It’s me who live for you.


You’re like
my asthma, you take my breath away.
Like dandruff; I can’t get you off my head.
Like my car, you drive me crazy.
Like dentures, I can’t smile without you.


I feel something in my heart,
It’s like a little flame,
Every time I see you,
This flame lights up,
This flame is special for you,
Because I LOVE YOU!

Funny Tamil SMS

Sindhikka therinthavanukku aalosanai thevai illai.
Thunbangalai santhikka therinthavanukku vaalvil tholviye illai....


Kannil oru minnal,
mugathil oru sirippu,
sirippil oru paasam,
Paasathil oru nesam,
nesathil oru ithayam,
antha ithayathil en iniya friend nee.


Marakka vendum endru than ninaipen avalai parkum varai.
Aanal athai kuda marannthu vidukiren avalai parkum pothu....


Puvil vasanai erukkum. Natpil unmai erukkum.
Kathalil nejam erukkum.
Valvil enimai erukkum.
But ungal mobile fulla en sweet sms eppothum erukkum.

Tamil SMS

School life: +2 varai, College life: Padikkumvarai, Love life:
Kalyanam varai, "But" Namma friendship: February 30 varum varai.......


Viyarvai. Thuligal, Uppaga irukkalaam...
Aanaal, Avaithaan Vaalkaiyai inippaaga Maattrum....


silence is the best way to avoid may problems....
Smile is the powerful tool to solve many problems...
So have a silent smile always.


"Natpu" enbathu karumbalagai alla alithu alithu eluthuvatharku..
athu " kalvettu" oru murai eluthinal alikka mudiyathu. that is friendship.

New Marathi SMS

Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.
Patient: "Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi"
Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te".


Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante " Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?"
Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat " E tula sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!"


What Dose Girlfriends Say After Sex?
That Was Great
No!
I Love U
No!
Tumhala Sangitla Hota Na Ki Chaddi Ikde Tikde Feku Naka


SoMeDay.. u'll 4get abt me.. My Name.. My VoiCe.. Who I am.. & who I am 2 u.. & if that ever happens...

AAI SHAPPAT DHOPTUN TAKEEN TULA..!

Marathi SMS

lal pivli kombadi
tiche tiche karde karde pai
barech divas jale tumcha sms yet nay
tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?


When i call you..
1. Ringing means i m thinking u.
2. Ringing means i like u.
3. Ringing means i miss u.
4. Ringing means i need u.
5. Ringing means behray phone uchal


Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare sant...
Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khant...
Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Sawant...


Priye
Me phule magitli
Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas
Me dagad magitla
Tu mala sundar murti dilis
Me morpis magitle
Tu mala mor dilas
bahiri aahes ki kay ?

Bangali SMS

Oru vasantha kalam,
bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.
padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu
aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu .
.appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.
ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..


A Zulu girl got a new boyfriend. When the boyfriend put on a condom the girl phoned her mother and told her
"NGEMPELA NGILITHOLILE ELISHA SHA ISOKA NGISHO NEPIPI YALO IMBALA ISESEPLASTIKINI"


Ninnkkaay 10 Ummakal
Paathumma
ayishumma
nabeesumma
kadeesumma
hadeesumma
hajjumma
beepathumma
cheriyumma
mariyumma
kunjumma
Pinna enda umma onumkudy ninda vallumma


February Amar Bhai ar,
February Amar Maayer,
Eakusay February...
Ami ki Volita Pa...ri!!!

Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.
Valo kore aage take jane nao,Sa kamon doron.
Aabeg ta komia aalap ta jomia aage jena nao tar vator goron..Pore dio Mon!

Bengali SMS

Tur eccha golo ura bayrak pakhna doti mala,
Dingoli tur jakna keta amni hasa khala,
Aoporno na thaka jano tur kuno shokh,
Ai kamonay bondo tuka Eid-Mubarak.


Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan,
Paira diya korlo suro chithi aadan prodan,
Chithi charai paira ekdin Rajar kacha galo,
Tina dakha Raja saheb khube raga galo,
Bari fira Raja bola ata holo ki?
Rani bola ata chilo Miss Call tao bujoni!!


Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms


Eccha golo Akas cholo,Vaslo meghar sari,
Khusir jhora tepantore hridoy dilo pari,
Moner maje setar baje khusita mon saje,
Eidar din huq Rongin ai kamonate...EID MUBARAK

SMS Flirt

Hey, I just got your blood test report.
U have been tested HIV positive.
Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins.
No Wonder!


Too many stars in the sky,
too many tears that have left my eyes.
Too many girls out in the blue,
but they are nothing compared to you!


Even if I had 1 wish...
I wouldn"t wish for u to love me,
coz I don"t want your love to come from a wish...
but straight from your heart.


As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can"t wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u"ll see that it"s true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.

Flirt SMS Messages

Sharp is ur memory,
sweet is ur name,
deep in my heart u"ll always remain.
Earth wants water,
flower wants dew,
I want nothing but a smile from u


All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me.
All I wanted was sumone who"d b there 4 me.
All I ever wanted was sumone who"d b true.
All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.


Don"t send any messages,
I don"t want to see you,
hear your voice,
think of you,
coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets


Only the open heart receives love,
only the open mind receives wisdom,
only the open hand receives gifts and
only the cute persons receive SMS from me!

Love Poetrry SMS

Pyaar se pyaari koi majburi nahi hoti,
Kami apno ki kabhi puri nahi hoti,
Diloon ka juda hona ek alag baat hai,
Laikin nazron se door hona koi doori nahi hoti


"wohi rat ki khamoshi, wohi tanhai,
ye hawa apne sath kis ki yad le aiye
"Ham tu bathe us chand ko dekh rahe the,
per najane kis k liye ye ankh bhar aiye"


Ajeeb lagte hai shaam kabhi kabhi...
Zindagi lagte hai bejaan kabhi kabhi...

Samajh aaye to humien bhi bata dena...
Kyoon kerti hien yaadien pareshan kabhi kabhi


Nigahen aapki pehchan hai hamari,
Muskarahat aapki shan hai hamari,
Karna hifazat tum apni,
Kyun k sanse aapki jaan hain hamari...

SMS Shaiyri

Mein Ne Us Ko Salam Likh Bhejja
Haal-e-Dil Tamaam Likh Bhejja

Mein Ne Poocha Tere Hont Kaisey Hain.
Us Ne Ik Lafz Jaam Likh Bhejja

Mein Ne Poocha Tere Baal Kaisey Hain.
Us Ne Qudrat Ka Inaam Likh Bhejja.


Aashk Woh Bhi Girnay Lagay Hain
Paigam Un K Bhi Anay Lagay Hain
Iqraar Kartay Hain Ab Mohabbat Ka Woh Bhi
Jab Duniya Choor Hum Jaanay Lagay Hain...


Meri dua hai to naik serat ho,
Tera dil teri tarha khobsurat ho,
Mill Jaye har cheez tujhe dua se pehle,
khud dua ko tere hathon ki zarorat ho.....


socha nahi acha bura
dekha suna kuch b nahi
manga khuda se raat din
tere siwa kuch b nahi
dekha tujhe socha tujhe
chaha tujhe puja tujhe
meri khata meri wafa
teri khata kuch b nahi
jis par humari ankh ne
moti lutae raat bhar

Plz SMS me

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".__""
"_/.."_"
"e_,".;( )
c"./c,./-c./
ja tommy ja. ja log mujhay masege nahe kertay un kay MOBILE par su su ker aa


9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!


Diya hai uper wale ne Mobile to
Inta to kadar kiya karo
Karo na karo call.. par hazoor
do-char SMS to kiya karo
hey! keep missing me & win Xciting prizes!
1st Prize
LOTS OF LUV
2nd Prize
LIFE TIME FRNDSHIP
3rd Prize
FREE STAY IN MY HEART.

Offer valid till I die,


Tere Inbox mein mere SMS ko PANAH mil jaye,
Tere Inbox mein mere SMS ko PANAH mil jaye,
Jo reply na kare Uska Mobile FANAA ho jaye.

SMS Me

Relationship is like a Garden. It"s beautiful when watered with...love, hugs, tears & cheers.But it dries up if left untouched...so pls keep in touch...


Fir wohi din higa,wohi rat hogi, Lekin ab na jane fir mulakat hogi Magar karte rehna SMS, Kabhi to Dil se Dil ki baat hoghi.


SMS me in 1 min Nahi to... Nahi to... Nahi to... Nahi to... Nahi to kuch nahi... main hi karungi...


country ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai, bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai or kitna intezar karoon tere sms ka arey yaar kanjoosi ki bhi koi hudddd hoti hai.

Political SMS

Q: Agar ye sab aik ship mai baithe hon aur wo ship doob jaye to aap ke khial main kon bache ga? (Manmohan singh, LK Edwani, Baal Thakre, Purnab Mukharji)
Ans: india


Crash courses for general category.
Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS.
Shoe polich diploma after MBA.
Sweaper degree after engineering.
Contact: UPA Institute for BEDAGARK of India.


Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.


Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.

Naughty SMS

It’s better to stay away from girls.
Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life,
remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life


ch pervaiz ellahi had 4 sons monas ellahi karim ellahi shabir ellahi nd wazir ellahi
when his 5th son born his wife named him bas kar ellahi



Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can"t your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.


Koi sms nahi koi khabar nahi
Aap ko shaid hamari qadar hi nahi
Hum to aap ko yaad karte hain apni har sans k sath
Aap ko shaid hamari sanso ki fiqar hi nahi.

Dream Messages

One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed.
For no one can lay a hand on our dreams.


Throw your dreams into space like a kite,
and you do not know what it will bring back,
a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country


REPLY IS MUST
1 ghar mey 2 love birds
aik ka naam ...........I LOVE YOU...........tha
oor doosrey ka...............U LOVE ME..........
......................................U LOVE ME.......... ager ghar sey bahir chala jaee
To ghar mein kon bacha ;; ,,,,,,,,,,
Socho*************************


The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."