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Funny Sardar Jokes

Man:
Tere pass mobile hy to phir tu ne
Muje Letter kyu post kya?
.
Sardar:
Oy! Me ne tere mobile pr CALL
Ke thi par awaz aaei
“Plz try Letter”



1 sikh ke b.v hospital mei thi.Sikh ne nurse se keha k
“agr lrka hua tu keha Pass”
aur
“agr Lrki hue tu kehna fail”
Sikh ka bcha peda hote he mr gya
tu nurse boli “srdar g supply I hy”


Doctor
“App k bachy ki taang katni pre ge”
Sardar
“Pehle btana tha mein bache ke new shoes na leta”

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