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Dirty Jokes Collection

Nurse:"Sir 22 no bed waley patient ka 4 dafa BP check kiya,
hr dafa barh jata hai
Doctor:"Ab check kro to apni Shirt k uper k 3 button bnd kr lena.


SHOHAR suhag rat k baad apni B'V se: jaan raat ko kuch maza aya?
B'V =aap ko aaya?
SHOHAR= bohat!
BV= dekh lain aaj tak kisi ko shikayat ka moqa nahi dia.


Aadmi Apni Biwi Se:
Begam Dekho Aaj Main Tumhare Liye Kelay, Kheeray,
Gaajar Aur Mooli Le Kr Aaya Hoon...
Biwi: Kyun, Aap Kahin jaarhay hain kya?

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