Marta to Main Tum pe He Hoon,
Par
Haye Wo Teri Friend ki Neeli Aankhain...
Par
Haye Wo Teri Friend ki Neeli Aankhain...
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Showing posts with label Funny SMS. Show all posts
Kutti kisse bola Joke
He:Har kutte ka din aata hai
Feminist: Male Chauvinist! Kutti ka kyu nahi?
H:Har kutti ka din aata h
Feminist: Male Chauvinist! Kutti ka kyu nahi?
H:Har kutti ka din aata h
F: Kutti kisse bola?Respect Women
Sell him on OLX - Funny OLX Joke
Girl... Dad, I'm in love
with a boy who is far
away from me. I am in
India and he lives in UK.
We met on a dating
website, became friends on facebook, had long
chats on whatsapp, proposed
to each other on skype,
and now we've had 2 months of relationship thru
viber.
I need ur blessing and good wishes daddy...
Dad said:
Wow! Really!! Then get
married on twitter,
have fun online. Buy ur kids on
e-bay, send them thru g-mail and if u r fed up
with your husband... Sell him on OLX.....
with a boy who is far
away from me. I am in
India and he lives in UK.
We met on a dating
website, became friends on facebook, had long
chats on whatsapp, proposed
to each other on skype,
and now we've had 2 months of relationship thru
viber.
I need ur blessing and good wishes daddy...
Dad said:
Wow! Really!! Then get
married on twitter,
have fun online. Buy ur kids on
e-bay, send them thru g-mail and if u r fed up
with your husband... Sell him on OLX.....
Kabhi bhi aapko bewakoof bana sakte hain
Khoobsoorat ladki,
Waqt,
Kismat,
Chinese Stuff,
Cellular companies,
Aur India ki Govt.
Kabhi bhi aapko bewakoof bana sakte hain :)
Waqt,
Kismat,
Chinese Stuff,
Cellular companies,
Aur India ki Govt.
Kabhi bhi aapko bewakoof bana sakte hain :)
Jab kuttey ki mout aati hai
Jab kuttey ki mout aati hai.
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To kutta mar jata he..
Tumhe to har baat me twist chahiye. Kutta hai koi rajnikant nahi..
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To kutta mar jata he..
Tumhe to har baat me twist chahiye. Kutta hai koi rajnikant nahi..
Zindagi me kch cheezo ka MAZA
Zindagi me kch cheezo ka
"MAZA HI KUCH AUR HOTA HAI"...
Jaise..
Padhte-Padhte razai mein so jane ka,
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Teacher k padhane pr kahi kho jane ka, .
Lab me instruments ki waat lagane ka,
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Interval me pani ki tanki k pass khade ho
jane ka,
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Corridor me bhagte hue chillane ka,
. Library me books pr pen chalane ka,
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apne frnd ko bar bar uske
lover k samne chidane ka,
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Bar-Bar eye contact kr man me muskurane
ka, .
Chalte-Chalte apne dost ko girane ka,
Or
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phir in palo ko yaad kr aaj bhi muskurane
ka...!!!
"MAZA HI KUCH AUR HOTA HAI"...
Jaise..
Padhte-Padhte razai mein so jane ka,
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Teacher k padhane pr kahi kho jane ka, .
Lab me instruments ki waat lagane ka,
.
Interval me pani ki tanki k pass khade ho
jane ka,
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Corridor me bhagte hue chillane ka,
. Library me books pr pen chalane ka,
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apne frnd ko bar bar uske
lover k samne chidane ka,
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Bar-Bar eye contact kr man me muskurane
ka, .
Chalte-Chalte apne dost ko girane ka,
Or
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phir in palo ko yaad kr aaj bhi muskurane
ka...!!!
Pakistani Jokes in Urdu Language
Funny Pakistani Jokes in Urdu Language. Read huge collection of new funny Pakistani jokes in Urdu.
Aadmi dusrey se: Bhai sahab ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?
Dusra Aadmi: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi....
Biwi: Main Market ja rahi hoon, mujhe 500 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!
Miyan (ghusay se): Tumhen Paison se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!
Biwi: Aap se wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!
Bhikari Kanjoos Se: Mujhy Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai.
Kanjoos: Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?
Bhikari: G Han.
Kanjoos: Acha to Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana
Ek bewakoof ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,
Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga:
Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na
Bonga: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?
Ricksha Wala: 50
Bonga: 20 Lelo
Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega.
Bonga: Tum Peeche betho hum le k jayega
Awesome Shayari's
Awesome Shayari's
Arz hai-
roz roz weight napkar kya karna hai,
ek din to sabne marna hai
char din ki h zindagi,
kha lo jee bhar ke,
agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai.
Killer shayari :
1. Arz kiya hai..
LIC wale bhi ghazab dhate hai
Wah wah
LIC wale bhi ghazab dhate hai
Logon ki biwiyon ke paas ghanton baithke
Unke husband ke Marne ke fayde batate hai
2. Kavi ka beta school mein.
Teacher: what is a noun?
Student: Arz kiya hai..
Kutta bhi Hota hai apni gali mein king
Wah wah
Noun is the name of any Person, Place or Thing
3. Deadly sher on Superman:
Arz kiya hai...
Ye man bahut hi Super hai
Wah wah..
Ye man bahut hi super hai
Is liye to iski chaddi pant ke upar hai
4. Kabhi tum gor se dekho aaina
Wah wah
Kabhi tum gor se dekho aaina
Khud hi hanskar kahoge
Made in China
Made in China
5. Arz kiya hai
ACP ne laash se poocha 'khoon kisne kiya batao'
Wah wah..
ACP ne laash se poocha' khoon kisne kiya batao'
Laash ne hanskar kaha ' Melody khao khud jaan jao'
Arz hai-
roz roz weight napkar kya karna hai,
ek din to sabne marna hai
char din ki h zindagi,
kha lo jee bhar ke,
agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai.
Killer shayari :
1. Arz kiya hai..
LIC wale bhi ghazab dhate hai
Wah wah
LIC wale bhi ghazab dhate hai
Logon ki biwiyon ke paas ghanton baithke
Unke husband ke Marne ke fayde batate hai
2. Kavi ka beta school mein.
Teacher: what is a noun?
Student: Arz kiya hai..
Kutta bhi Hota hai apni gali mein king
Wah wah
Noun is the name of any Person, Place or Thing
3. Deadly sher on Superman:
Arz kiya hai...
Ye man bahut hi Super hai
Wah wah..
Ye man bahut hi super hai
Is liye to iski chaddi pant ke upar hai
4. Kabhi tum gor se dekho aaina
Wah wah
Kabhi tum gor se dekho aaina
Khud hi hanskar kahoge
Made in China
Made in China
5. Arz kiya hai
ACP ne laash se poocha 'khoon kisne kiya batao'
Wah wah..
ACP ne laash se poocha' khoon kisne kiya batao'
Laash ne hanskar kaha ' Melody khao khud jaan jao'
Sardi se bachne ka tarika
Agar apko zayda sardi lagti hai to,
Apne aap per matti ka tail daal kar aag laga lain...
Iss tarah na sardi lage gi aur na he kambal ki zarurat pare gi. :)
Apne aap per matti ka tail daal kar aag laga lain...
Iss tarah na sardi lage gi aur na he kambal ki zarurat pare gi. :)
Funny Tips / Funny Totkay
Agar apke bachey zyada matti khate hain to inhein thori seemant bhi khila dain, Buniyad paki ho jaye gi. :)
Agar apke hath main bohat dard hai to aik hathori lain aur zorr se apne paaon per maar lain.. Aap hath ka dard bhool jaye gain..:)
Agar apke daant main keera lag gaye to aik do haftey kuch mat khayen...keera khud he marr jaye ga...:)
Agar apko neend nahi aati to aankhon main aik aik drop Elfi daal lain...Neend achi aye gi aur Subah aankh bhi nahi khuley gi :)
Agar apke kuch baal safaid ho jayen to saarey sir per choona daal lain, iss tarah saarey baalon ka rang safaid ho jaye ga...:)
Agar apke baal girte hain to Tind karwa lain...Na rahein gain baal aur na rahe gi pareshani..:)
Agar apke hath main bohat dard hai to aik hathori lain aur zorr se apne paaon per maar lain.. Aap hath ka dard bhool jaye gain..:)
Agar apke daant main keera lag gaye to aik do haftey kuch mat khayen...keera khud he marr jaye ga...:)
Agar apko neend nahi aati to aankhon main aik aik drop Elfi daal lain...Neend achi aye gi aur Subah aankh bhi nahi khuley gi :)
Agar apke kuch baal safaid ho jayen to saarey sir per choona daal lain, iss tarah saarey baalon ka rang safaid ho jaye ga...:)
Agar apke baal girte hain to Tind karwa lain...Na rahein gain baal aur na rahe gi pareshani..:)
8 Common lines after getting drunk
8 Common lines after getting drunk..
1. Tu mera bhai hai..
2. Gaadi main chalauga..
3. Mai teri Dil se izzat karthahu!
4. Aaj chad nahi rahi hai yaar!
5. Ye mat samajh ki mai pee karbol raha hu!
6. 1 Chota sa peg aur hojaye!
7. Tu bol bhaI kya chahiye, tere liye jaan Hazir hai!
The best one..
8. Kal se daru Band!!!
1. Tu mera bhai hai..
2. Gaadi main chalauga..
3. Mai teri Dil se izzat karthahu!
4. Aaj chad nahi rahi hai yaar!
5. Ye mat samajh ki mai pee karbol raha hu!
6. 1 Chota sa peg aur hojaye!
7. Tu bol bhaI kya chahiye, tere liye jaan Hazir hai!
The best one..
8. Kal se daru Band!!!
Papa Humaray Ghar main Jin hain kia
Beta: Papa Humaray Ghar main Jin hain kia?
Baap: Yeh Jin Waghera kuch nahi hotay.
Beta: Papa Nokrani kehti hay k humaray Ghar main jin hain.
Baap: Saman pack karo beta.
Beta: Kiun papa?
Baap: Abay ... Humary Ghar main koie Nokrani hi Nahi
Baap: Yeh Jin Waghera kuch nahi hotay.
Beta: Papa Nokrani kehti hay k humaray Ghar main jin hain.
Baap: Saman pack karo beta.
Beta: Kiun papa?
Baap: Abay ... Humary Ghar main koie Nokrani hi Nahi
Bangali Baba Joke
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Ye lo bangali baba ka taviz…,
Jis larki ko bhejo ge wo foran set ho jayegi. ;^>
Jis larki ko bhejo ge wo foran set ho jayegi. ;^>
Bas Ek sanam chahie aashqi ke liye
1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha.
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Maa ne pocha;-"Mere laal ko kya chahiye?
Toffee?
Bhishkit?
Ya Milk?
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Bachcha:-Bas Ek sanam chahie aashqi ke liye..!! :D:D
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Maa ne pocha;-"Mere laal ko kya chahiye?
Toffee?
Bhishkit?
Ya Milk?
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Bachcha:-Bas Ek sanam chahie aashqi ke liye..!! :D:D
Koi aisi baat
BOY to a GIRL
= FRIEND - Koi aisi baat kaho, jismei
dukh B ho aur khushi Bhi.
== Girl - I LOVE you . ..... . . . .
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Bhaiya
Objects in d mirror r closer than they APPEAR
Uss ladki ko dekKe hogaya muje FEAR.
Wha wha.
Uss ladki ko dekKe hogaya muje FEAR.
'Objects in d mirror r closer than they APPEAR'
Wha wha.
Uss ladki ko dekKe hogaya muje FEAR.
'Objects in d mirror r closer than they APPEAR'
Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.
1st:Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,
Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1st:Bataya Tha
2nd:Phir
1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.
Shadi mein dulhe ke saath Barati
Shadi mein dulhe ke saath Barati kyu jate hai?
A: Kynki bade kehte hai ki kisiki khushi mein jao na jao par musibat mein zarur
jana chahiye.
Ladka achanak ladki ko dekh ke bola: Lafz tere geet mere! Gazal koi suna du
kya?
Ladki: Haath mere gaal tere! Kaan ke neeche bajaun kya?
HAVE SAVE JOURNEY
Height of shock:
Malkin: kya hua tum 3 din kam pe nai aayi.
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Kamwali: Memsab maine to facebook me status update kar diya tha ki me gaaon ja rahi hu!
Ap k pati na coment bhe kya tha k HAVE SAVE JOURNEY.
Come back so0n H0ney
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