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Family: Hum sab khushi khushi rahe gain,

Phupo: :( :( :( 

 

Agar Hamare Desh Main Gareebi Hai To

 Agar Hamare Desh Main Gareebi Hai To

Ek Ladki ki Shadi hui Baba Ji ke pass

Ek Ladki ki nayi nayi shadi hui

Ladki ek baba ke paas gyi

Ladki – baba me bhut sundar hu

Baba – wo to thik hai
par apni samsya bata baccha..

Ladki – baba ji me nahate time kya lagaya kru

Baba – Beti teri lambai kitni hai ?

Ladki – 5 fut 2 inch

Baba – to hath uncha karke kundi laga liya kar beti ..

Girl to Bhikari joke in hindi urdu

Bhikari- kuch Khane ko de do
Girl - TAMATAR KHAO
Bhikari- roti de do
Girl - TAMATAR KHAO
Bhikari- achcha Lao tamatar hi de do
Girl's mother- Are Tum jao baba ...
Ye totli hai...keh rahi hai..KAMA KAR KHAO.

Kabhi bhi aapko bewakoof bana sakte hain

Khoobsoorat ladki, 
Waqt, 
Kismat, 
Chinese Stuff, 
Cellular companies, 
Aur India ki Govt.
Kabhi bhi aapko bewakoof bana sakte hain :)

Dimaag ki maa behen

If Rahul Gandhi is the brains of the Congress party, then Sonia and Priyanka are."Dimaag ki maa behen" 

Daya, khooni andar hai main kehta hu darwaza tod do

Bush: "Osama mile toh use fod do..

Gandhi:"Hinsa achi baat nhi, use chod do..

Einstein:"Samay rukta nhi, to use mod do..

Manmohan:"theek hai"

Sonia:"desh k liye mujhe vote do..

Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Biceps build karne k liye uspar load do..

Bill Gates:"Windows unlock karne k liye use code do!

Rajnikanth:
"oye admin ! mere kaarname duniya k samne lana chhod do

And d best 1
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ACP Praduman:"Daya, khooni andar hai main kehta hu darwaza tod do..

Indian Students Joke

Prove that 2/10=2

Japanese student : Wrong question.

Pakistani student : No Way.

American student : It's strange, how is it possible?

Indian Student solved it :

Two / Ten = wo / en (T with T cancel)

w = 23rd letter & o = 15th letter

e = 5th letter & n = 14th letter

So,

23+15 / 5+14

= 38 / 19

= 2

Maths ka itihaas hila dala Indians ne..!

Santa to Nepali Funny Hindi Joke

Santa Nepali Se - Tum American Ho?

Nepali- Nahi Me Nepal Ka Hu
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santa- Nahi Tum Amrican Ho

Nepali- Nahi Bhai Main Nepal Ka Hu
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santa- Nahi Tum Amrican Ho

Nepali(Gusse Me)- Ha Me American hu
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santa- Lagte To Nepali Ho :D ;) :P

Qualities of Indians

Qualities of Indians
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1. Jab Shampoo Bottle Khatam ho
jaaye to usme Pani daalo ek baar
aur use karlo
2. Toothpaste ko tab tak use karo
jab taq usko pura nichod naa loo
3. Ghar me showcase me China
Crockery ko sirf aur sirf Guests k
liye use karo
4. Gold kharidna ek gram bhi nai,
par Gold k rates ki bahot chinta hai
apne ko
5. TV k remote ko zor zor se
dabayenge, usse thokenge, par
usme nayi batteries nai lagayenge
6. Kisi ne Dinner Party me invite
kiya ho to uss din, din bhar kuch
nai khaayenge, taki waha party me
jee bhar k daba sake
7. Jab T-Shirt purani ho jaaye to
usse night dress bana lo, jab aur
jaada purani ho jaaye to use Holi
me use karo, Aur fir usska Pocha
bana lo
8. Dominos waale se extra
Ketchup, Oreganon Chilli maango
taki usse baad me ghar me use kar
sake Aur Sabse Important
9. Pani Puri Khaane k baad,
payment karne k baad free Sukha
Puri apna Haq hai...
..
Proud to be an Indian

1 Gujrati aur SINDHI

1 Gujrati aur SINDHI ne samundar k kinare
Board dekha jispe likha tha :
" DOOBTE KO BACHANE WALE KO 500 ka
INAAM "
Gujrati: Me jump lagata hu tum mujhe
bachana, is tarah 500 milenge hum fifty
fifty kar lenge
Ye keh kar Gujrati ne jump laga di
Sindhi khamoshi se dekhta raha to Gujrati
ne chilla k kaha : Mujhe Tairna nahi aata
tum mujhe bachate Q nahi ?
Sindhi : Tum ne board k niche nahi parah
Niche likha tha :
" LAASH NIKAALNE WALE KO 5000 KA
INAAM "