Work From Home Asan Nahi - Funny Status

 Bill Gates ne 27 year tak office main kaam kya,

1 Saal work from Home kya aur Biwi ne divoce le li,

Moral: Work from Home Asan Nahi

Avoide Kijye :)

Mard Agar ye Chahta hai Urdu Status Pic

 Mard Agar Ye Chahta Hai ke Wo Apni Biwi ke Dill se kabhi na Utrhey,

To Wo Apni Biwi ki Izzat Kare, 

Akeley Main Bhi, Aur Logon Ke Samney Bhi

My Wife and Other Women - Funny Status

 

Indian Wife Hindi Whatsapp Status Pic

 Indian Wife Hindi Whatsapp Status Pic

Carona Biwi ki tarah hota ja raha hai

 Carona Biwi ki tarah hota ja raha hai :) 

Wife Whatsapp Status in Urdu - Biwi Funny Status Message

 

Patni Ho Toh Aisi joke

Patni Ho Toh Aisi!

Wife: Jaanu! Aaj tumhari girlfriend night stay karne aa rahi hai ! Maine fridge mein beers and fresh fruit salad and bana ke rakha hai.

Room freshner side table par hai. Dotted condoms bed ke neeche hain.

Nahane ka soap, lime fragrance waala, aur new towel bhi nikaal ke rakh diya hai hai.

Main bachchon ko leker mummy ji ke yahan jaa rahi hoon, kal shaam tak aa jaungi. Program mein koi change ho toh inform kar dena, mein wahin aur ruk jaungi...!

Isko kahte hain - "Mungerilal ke haseen sapne...!!"

98 years old rich man married 18 years girl

98 years old rich man married 18 years girl.
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Media askd d girl: "Aapne inme
shadi k
liye kya dekha?"
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Girl:-Ek toh inki
"in-come"
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aur dusre inke "din-kam"...

Husband Wife Karwachouth Joke

Wife to husband on Karwachouth :-
wife - mere bday pe kya gift doge?
husband: jo tum kaho
wife - so sweet
chhota mota gold ka kuchh de dena
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Husband ne gold flake ka chhota
packet de diya..

Papa K Saath Konsi BUA Bethi Hain

Wife Calls hubby...

Wife : Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?

Hubby : Office Mein Hoon, Bohat Busy Hoon

aur Tum Kya Kar Rahi Ho ?

Wife : KFC Mein Tumhare Peeche Bachon K Saath Bethi Hu

Aur Bacche Pooch Rahe Hain K Papa K Saath Konsi BUA Bethi Hain ???

Wife Apne Maike Main

Wife Apne Maike Jaati Hai ............

Or

Jab Husband ki Yaad Aati Hai to Aise Romantic SMS Send Karti Hai ...............

Meri Mohabbat Ko Apne Dil Me Dhund Lena ..........
Aur Haan , Aatte Ko Achhi Tarah Goondh Lena .............

Mil Jaaye Agar Pyaar to Khona Nahi ................
Pyaaz Kaat te Waqt Bilkul Rona Nahi ..............

Mujhse Rooth Jaane Ka Bahana Achha Hai ................
Thodi Der Aur Pakaao Aaloo Abhi Kaccha Hai ................

Mil Ke Phir Khushiyo Ko Baatna Hai .............
Tamatar Zara Bareek hi Kaatna Hai ..............

Log Hamari Mohabbat Se Jal Na Jaaye ...............
Chaawal Time Pe Dekh Lena Kahi Gal Na Jaaye .................

Kaisi Lagi Hamari Ghazal Bata Dena ....................
Namak Kam Lage to Aur Mila Lena ...............

Nek Aurat Ko Kitna Bura Samjhta Raha

HUSBAND Aur WIFE Mein Jhagda Ho
Raha Tha..
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BIWI :- Kaash Main Apni Maa Ki Baat
Maan Leti
Aur Tum Se Shaadi Na Karti.

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Pati :- Kya Matlab ?
Tumhari Maa Ne Mujh Se Shaadi
Karne se Mana Kiya Tha..?
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BIWI :- Aur Nahi To Kya......
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Pati :- hey bhagwan, Main Aaj Tak
Us Nek Aurat Ko Kitna Bura Samjhta Raha

Argument between Husband and Wife

The shortest Argument between Husband and Wife,

Wife: i Hate U

Husband: kya Husn-e-Itafaq hai :p

dusri tang

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola ki sisak sisak ke marna

theek hai ya ek dum.

BIWI - Ek dum.

Aadmi -To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

Koi Acha Sa Rishta Dekh K Teri B Karwa Dunga.

Patni-Sasurji Ne Dusri Shadi Kar Li, Aap Unse Kuch Kehte Q Nahi

Pati-Q K, Unhone Mujhse Wada Kia H

Koi Acha Sa Rishta Dekh K Teri B Karwa Dunga.

Pati to main he hoon

Patni sotay main zor se boli,

Jaldi utho mera pati aa gaya hai,

Pati utha, window se chalang laga di,

Taang toot gayi,

Phir khayal aya,

Ke Pati to main he hoon

Isliye wo short me kehti hai A.G./

Mashraki wife Sanskaro wali hoti Hai..
Wo sabke samne apne shoher ko
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"Abey Gadhe" ya ''Oye Gadhe''
nahi Kehti..
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Isliye wo short me kehti hai A.G./
O.G. sunte ho ji... o.O :P :D :v :v

when I lose

Wife : I love Playing Video games with my husband.
Friend: Why only your husband?
Wife: I always beat him...
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when I lose... :D

Fight Started

Wife: Ek Baat Baataon?
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Husband: Nai :-)

And The Fight Started :D

Ab hamain jane do ham thak gaye hain

Patni: Aaj 4 daku aye aur mera rape kar ke chale gaye,

Pati: Tum ne unko roka kyon nahi,

Patni: Main ne bohat raoka lakin wo kehne lage,

Ab hamain jane do ham thak gaye hain