Awesome Shayari's

Awesome Shayari's 

Arz hai-
roz roz weight napkar kya karna hai,
ek din to sabne marna hai
char din ki h zindagi,
kha lo jee bhar ke,
agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai.
Killer shayari :
1. Arz kiya hai..
LIC wale bhi ghazab dhate hai
Wah wah
LIC wale bhi ghazab dhate hai
Logon ki biwiyon ke paas ghanton baithke
Unke husband ke Marne ke fayde batate hai

2. Kavi ka beta school mein.
Teacher: what is a noun?
Student: Arz kiya hai..
Kutta bhi Hota hai apni gali mein king
Wah wah
Noun is the name of any Person, Place or Thing

3. Deadly sher on Superman:
Arz kiya hai...
Ye man bahut hi Super hai
Wah wah..
Ye man bahut hi super hai
Is liye to iski chaddi pant ke upar hai

4. Kabhi tum gor se dekho aaina
Wah wah
Kabhi tum gor se dekho aaina
Khud hi hanskar kahoge
Made in China
Made in China

5. Arz kiya hai
ACP ne laash se poocha 'khoon kisne kiya batao'
Wah wah..
ACP ne laash se poocha' khoon kisne kiya batao'
Laash ne hanskar kaha ' Melody khao khud jaan jao'