Funny Phupo Facebook Post Whatsapp Status Pic

Family: Hum sab khushi khushi rahe gain,

Phupo: :( :( :( 

 

خود سے فرصت ہی میسّر نہیں آئی ورنہ

 خود سے فرصت ہی میسّر نہیں آئی ورنہ

ہم کسی اور کے ہوتے تو __تمہارے ہوتے!

Rana Hostel Main - Funny Joke on Rana Cast

 Girls can take photos in any situation

Mard Agar ye Chahta hai Urdu Status Pic

 Mard Agar Ye Chahta Hai ke Wo Apni Biwi ke Dill se kabhi na Utrhey,

To Wo Apni Biwi ki Izzat Kare, 

Akeley Main Bhi, Aur Logon Ke Samney Bhi

Paisa Chayie Status - Only Money Hindi Whatsapp Status

 

Susral Joke in Urdu HA HA HA

 

Un Bachon Ki bhi Shadi ho gayi

 Un Bachon Ki bhi Shadi ho gayi

 

Lahore Waley Funny Status in Urdu

 Lahore Waley Funny Status in Urdu

 

Youm e Susral Eid 2nd Day Funny Whatsapp Status

 

Carona Biwi ki tarah hota ja raha hai

 Carona Biwi ki tarah hota ja raha hai :) 

تیرا شہر بھی اچھا ہے مگر

 Two line romantic Urdu poetry.

تیرا شہر بھی اچھا ہے مگر غور سے سن

میرے گاٶں میں محبت کی صدا گونجتی ہے

 

Ek Ladki ki Shadi hui Baba Ji ke pass

Ek Ladki ki nayi nayi shadi hui

Ladki ek baba ke paas gyi

Ladki – baba me bhut sundar hu

Baba – wo to thik hai
par apni samsya bata baccha..

Ladki – baba ji me nahate time kya lagaya kru

Baba – Beti teri lambai kitni hai ?

Ladki – 5 fut 2 inch

Baba – to hath uncha karke kundi laga liya kar beti ..

Aik Indian Foji ko Kashmir main aik

Aik Indian Foji ko Kashmir main aik Chirag mila,
Uss ne Chirag ko ragra aur Dhamaka ho gaya,
Moral:
Kuch cheezain Ala-Din ki nahi Mujhadeen ki bhi ho sakti hain :)

Girl to Bhikari joke in hindi urdu

Bhikari- kuch Khane ko de do
Girl - TAMATAR KHAO
Bhikari- roti de do
Girl - TAMATAR KHAO
Bhikari- achcha Lao tamatar hi de do
Girl's mother- Are Tum jao baba ...
Ye totli hai...keh rahi hai..KAMA KAR KHAO.

Kutti kisse bola Joke

He:Har kutte ka din aata hai
Feminist: Male Chauvinist! Kutti ka kyu nahi?
H:Har kutti ka din aata h

F: Kutti kisse bola?Respect Women

Zindagi me kch cheezo ka MAZA

Zindagi me kch cheezo ka
"MAZA HI KUCH AUR HOTA HAI"... 
Jaise..
Padhte-Padhte razai mein so jane ka,
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Teacher k padhane pr kahi kho jane ka, .
Lab me instruments ki waat lagane ka,
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Interval me pani ki tanki k pass khade ho
jane ka,
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Corridor me bhagte hue chillane ka,
. Library me books pr pen chalane ka,
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apne frnd ko bar bar uske
lover k samne chidane ka,
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Bar-Bar eye contact kr man me muskurane
ka, .
Chalte-Chalte apne dost ko girane ka,
Or
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phir in palo ko yaad kr aaj bhi muskurane
ka...!!! 

Mathira joke in Urdu

Modern Bezzati...
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Boy to Mathira: I love
u & want 2 marry u.
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Mathira: Apni Shakal dekhi hai ?
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Boy: Bekar hai tabi to tere pass aaya hu...

Veena Malik Jokes in Urdu

Veena Malik Jokes in Urdu collection.

Santa: 'Wo Konsa Time Hy Jo Mard Ko 10
mint Me Thaka dta Hy
OR
Orat Chahti hy K Wo Krta rahy
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Veena Malik: “Shopping”
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Main sharif ho gayi hoon...:)

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Boy:" kya tum hamesha mere
sath rehne ka waada kar sakti ho ??
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Veena:" haan..
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Boy:" mujhe kabhi chhod ke nahi jaogi ??
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Veena:" nahi..
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Boy:" kya kya kar sakti ho mere liye ??
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Veena:" jo bhi tum bolo
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Boy:" mujhe kabhi shikayat ka mauka nahi dogi
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Veena:" kabhi nahi..
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Boy:" kya chahiye tumhe mujhse ??
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Veena:" 3000 per month
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Boy:" thik hai kal se kaam pe aa jana jhadu aur baki safaai ka
saman kharid lena..
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Veena:" ji saab, ab mai chalti hoon..
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aur aap soch rahe the ki Veena malik itni acchi kabse ho gayi..???

Ary ye toh koi housemaid thi badqismati say inka naam Veena rakha gaya tha.
Baqi toh aap log jante hi hain k kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hosakti.

Question SMS in Hindi / Urdu

Agr hamare phone number k last 2 digits hamari
age hoti to
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apki kia age hoti ?

sona our sasta ker

Sonay ki dua
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Ya Allah sona our sasta ker, ta k sab nojwano ki shaadi ho sake

Aameen :-:-):-