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Ek Ladki ki Shadi hui Baba Ji ke pass

Ek Ladki ki nayi nayi shadi hui
Ladki ek baba ke paas gyi
Ladki – baba me bhut sundar hu
Baba – wo to thik hai
par apni samsya bata baccha..
Ladki – baba ji me nahate time kya lagaya kru
Baba – Beti teri lambai kitni hai ?
Ladki – 5 fut 2 inch
Baba – to hath uncha karke kundi laga liya kar beti ..

Papa Humaray Ghar main Jin hain kia

Beta: Papa Humaray Ghar main Jin hain kia?

Baap: Yeh Jin Waghera kuch nahi hotay.

Beta: Papa Nokrani kehti hay k humaray Ghar main jin hain.
Baap: Saman pack karo beta.

Beta: Kiun papa?

Baap: Abay ... Humary Ghar main koie Nokrani hi Nahi