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Sexy Hindi Jokes

New married Larki sey uski saheli ney pucha
Honey Moon manane kahan gaye thy?
Larki : Islamabad, Lahore, Muree
Saheli : kia kia dheka?
Larki : Chhatt aur Pankha


Sardar suhag raat ko puri khoshish k bavajud
kamyaab na hua tu Ghuse se BV se bola:Tumhari
pehlay kisi ne nahi li?
BV masumiyat se jis ne bi li “Underwear” uttar k li!



Shadi ki agli subah sardarni ki maaan : beta GHUSAL ker Lo…
Dulahn :Is kanjar ko to sirf GHARARAY karao


Mother:Larka psand aya,
Beti:Ha lakin wo to bohut Mota hai
Mother:ary Pagli TV 14 Inch ka ho ya 21 inch ka Romote to wahi 7 inch ka hota hai.

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