Funny student teacher and mom sms in hindi

Teacher to class: "Suno bachcho kal tum logo ka
group photo shoot hoga,,. Sab log apne apne
ghar se Rs.50/-le kr aana,,
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Pappu: "saala ye sab teacher logo ki mili bhagat
hoti hai,,
Ek photo k 20/- rupye lagte hai aur hum logo
se50_50 rupye liye ja rahe hai,, . Matlab ek
bachche se 30/- Rupye bachayenge matlab
akele apni class me 60 bachchehai to
60*30=1800 Rs. . khuli Loot macha rakhi haiin
logo ne,,
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Fir hamare paiso se ye sab staff room me baith
ksamosa khayenge aur hum bachchon ko milega
Ghanta,,. Chal bhai tappu ghar chalte hai kal
mummy se Rs.50/- le k aana,,
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Bhalai ka to zamaa nahi nahi rah gaya,,
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Pappu to mom: "Mummy kal school me group
photo shoot hona hai teacher ne Rs.100/- rupye
mangaye hai."
HAHAHAHA :-*:-)

Bhaad mein jaye padhai

Raat ko padhte padhte..
Ek khayal aaya
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Pen uthaya aur paper,
Aur ek nayi equation banayi
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Bed + Rajai = bhaad mein jaye padhai! 

College Professor to a girl

Medical College Professor to a girl
student :
"Which human body part expands 5
times its normal size ?"
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Girl Student: "Sir I can't answer this
question, it's too embarrassing.
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Professor asked the same question to
a Male Student."
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Male Student: "It's the Pupil of an human eye."
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Professor : "Correct."
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Then Professor turned to the female
student and said, "Listen baby,
Not
only your thinking is wrong but your
expectations are also very high...."!!!

iski bhi zindagi ban jaye gi.

Bacha school Gadha le kar aya,

Madam: Ye gadha kyon le kar aye ho,

Bacha: Aap he to kehti hain ke main ne bare bare gadhon ko insan banaya hai,

To main ne socha iski bhi zindagi ban jaye gi.

3 Signs To Identify Students..

3 Signs To Identify Students..
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 1- Stressed
2- Depressed
3- Still Well Dressed :-P

Biggest Bezzati:

Biggest Bezzati:

Uncle: Kya Kar Rahe Ho Beta Aaj Kal..??

Boy: Ji EnGineering
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Uncle: Ohh.. Humko Laga Parhai-Warhai Karte Hoge..