Non Veg Hindi Jokes sms

SHARABI.
Janoo tumhare LIPS kitne Garam,
kitne Naram,
kitne Pink,
Meethe & Geele hain.
Girl. Abey Bhosri k pehle meri TANGO ke beech se apna MOO to bahar nikal.


Kehtay Hain: “Aurat K Haath Mein Barkat Hoti Hai!”
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Bilkul Sahi Hai..
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“3 Inch Ki Cheez Haath Mein Do To, 6 Inch Ki Kar Deti Hai.


1 pandit ki taang jal gai
Dr ne Burnal or Viagra (sex tablet) Likh k di
Pandit bola burnal tu sumjh aata hy per viagra Q?
Dr:Us se dhoti oonchi rahegi.