Funny Punjabi SMS Jokes

Old Man: Putar mere dand (teeth) lai ke aa.
Putar: Bapu roti te bani nahi hai.
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Old Man: Roti nahi khani, sahmne vali buddhi nu smile deni hai.


Santa: Jaldi ik peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.
Waiter: Lo sir.
Santa: Ik hor peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.
Waiter: Lo sir.
Santa: Ik hor peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.
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Waiter: Par eh ladai honi kado hai?
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Santa: Jad tu paise mangega.



Punjabi Teacher: Kaka tenu pata hai teri umar ch Mahatma Gandhi ne B.A. kar lai c.
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Student: Sir, menu eh v pata hai tuhadi umar ch Bhagat Singh fansi chad chuke c.