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Funny Hindi Jokes

Manmohan Singh: Jab main Prime Minster bana tha to military valon ne 51 topen chalai.
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Santa: Kamal hai ji, sabka nishana chook gaya?



Ek train bohot time baad chali.
Muslim kehta: Ya Ali bla tali.
Hindu kehta: Jai Bajrang Bali.
Sardar kehta: Arre Ali aur Bali, train apni nahi, saath vali chali !!!



Baba Ji ka dera bohot chamatkari hai. Sach mano vaha jo bhi koi buri niyat se jata hai, jalke bhasam ho jata hai.
Salman vaha gaya to bhasam ho gaya, Hrithik bhi bhasam ho gaya. Malika vaha gayi to…
….to anarth ho gaya….
Babaji jalke bhasam ho gaye!!!

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