Santa Banta Text Messages

Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..
Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao…!
Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!


Santa : Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai !
Jasmeet: Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai.
Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!


Phone Ki Ganti Baji.
Santa : Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kehna Mein Ghar Pe Nahin Hoon.
Jasmeet: Wo Ghar Pe Hain.
Santa : Maine Mana Kiya Tha Ke…
Jasmeet: Phone Mere Liye Tha!


Santa : Aapne Nurse Bahut Changi Rakhi Hai,
Uska Haath Lagtey Hi Mein Theek Ho Gaya.
Doctor : Jaanta Hoon,
Thappad Ki Awaaz Mujhe Bhi Sunai Di Thi.