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According 2 Chinese Docs,
A Woman’s Body Has Five Rooms:
Face – Show Room
Boobs – Play Room
Tummy – Store Room
Vagina – Men’s Room
Anus – Emergency Room



Difference Between A Secretary And Personal Secretary
Secretary: “Good Morning, Sir.”
Personal Secretary: “It’s Morning. Sir.“



Men Want Three Qualities In Their Wives:
Economist In Kitchen
Artist In Home
Devil In Bed.
But Unfortunately They Get
Artist In Kitchen
Devil In Home
Economist In Bed.

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