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Funny Jokes

Ek aurat k ghar Gas ka bil boht ziada a gya,
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Wo Gas office gae Or manager sey kaha,
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Na menu enna bil payj dita, me ki dozakh nu pipe dita ay?



Pakistani Heroin SAIMA te PAINDU:
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SAIMA: Aasi tere khait vich mere
Dance de shuting krne ae.
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PAINDU: J tu aythe dance kita te
Aythe agle 8 saal fasal Nhi honi.



Camera man Studio mein bachay se:
Meri taraf dekho is Cameray se Kabootar niklay ga....
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Bacha: Uncle Focus Adjust Karo Chawlan Na Maaro...

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