Pakistani Jokes in Urdu Language

Funny Pakistani Jokes in Urdu Language. Read huge collection of new funny Pakistani jokes in Urdu.

Aadmi dusrey se: Bhai sahab ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?

Dusra Aadmi: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi....

Biwi: Main Market ja rahi hoon, mujhe 500 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!

Miyan (ghusay se): Tumhen Paison se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!

Biwi: Aap se wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai! 

Bhikari Kanjoos Se: Mujhy Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai.

Kanjoos: Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?

Bhikari: G Han.

Kanjoos: Acha to Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana

Ek bewakoof ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,

Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga:

Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na

Bonga: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?

Ricksha Wala: 50

Bonga: 20 Lelo

Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega.

Bonga: Tum Peeche betho hum le k jayega