Urdu Funny SMS Messages Collection

3 poultry farms ki inspection ho rhi thi.
Inspector: Tum murgiyo ko kya khilate ho?

1st:-"Bajra"
Inspector: Wrong food, arrest him.

2nd:-"Chawal"
inspector:-Wrong food, arrest him.

3rd darr gya or kehne laga:
"hum to ji murgiyo ko 5-5 Rs de dete hai k jo tumhari marji ho ja kar khalo



Height of shock:
Malkin: kya hua tum 3 din kam pe nai aayi.
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Kamwali: Memsab maine to facebook me status update kar diya tha ki me gaaon ja rahi hu!
Ap k pati na coment bhe kya tha k HAVE SAVE JOURNEY.
Come back so0n H0ney



Teacher:Konsa Prinda subse Tez udta hai?
Boy-Hathi
T-Nalayak,tera baap kya karta hai?
Boy-Mumbai k Don hai
T-Shabbash! hathi sahi jawab hai