Dost:Truck Dekh Kr Tum dar Q jatay Ho?
Sardar: 1 Truck Driver Meri Biwi Ko Le Kr Bhag Gaya Tha..
Hr Bar Lagta Hai Jesay Usko Wapis Krnay Aya Hai.'
Friend: What is common between Mr Gandhi and Mr Jinnah?
Sardar: All r born on govt holidays
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Wife: What you are doing?
Sardar: I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
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