There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married.... and then it was too late!"
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
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