TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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