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Hindi Sexy Text Messages

Uss Larki ki capacity per main heraan hoon “faraz”
jo kehti hai DAWLANCE liya to baat bani.


A girl was thirsty.
She saw an ALA-DIN Chairagh beside her
She touched & ordered jin k meri pyas bhujao
JIN: “PEPSI wali ua IMRAN HASHMI wali”?


Munna ne raat ko DAD ko MOM k sath Sex karty howay daikha,
Subho howi to Munna MUTH mar raha tha k Dad ne daikh liay aur pocha ye kiya kar rahy ho?
Munna bola “MUNNA apna kam khud karta hai kisi ki MAA nahi CHODTA”


Dhoti k 4 Anmol faiday:
1. Sardi ho tu uper orh lo,
2. Garmi ho tu neechey bicha lo
3.Nokri kerni ho to peechey se Utha lo,
4.na kerni ho to agey se utha lo.

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