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Funny Sardar SMS

Sardar and his wife:
French fries b ho gae French toast bhi kha lya Ab ek French Kiss ho jae .
Sardar: Sory janu es hotel main koi french aadmi kaam nhi karta


Sarar: Dr.Sahab 2 Sal Pehle Muje Bukhar hoa Tha...
Dr:To Ab Kya Hua.
Sardar: aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha,
AbbNaha Lu?


Duniya Main Aik Waqt Aisa Aye Ga,
Jab Saari Duniya Par Serdaro Ki Hakumat Hogi…
Kyun Ke Baqi Insan Taraqqi Kar Ke Chand Par Ja Chuke Honge.


Serdar Building say gir gya
doctor he is dead
Serdar hosh main a kay bola main zinda ho..
Serdarni gussay say boli: Pya reh jithay pya ay
Tainu doctor nalo ziada pata ayy.

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