Indian Election SMS Jokes

Now Rekha also has been nominated to Rajya Sabha Means it makes a full Nirma detergent team : Hema, Rekha, Jaya aur Sushma. Sabki pasand nirma. :D Santa Newspaper padh raha tha. Banta: Koi Nayi khabar hai kya? Santa: Ye kya U.P. ko 4 hisso mein kar diya jayega. Banta: Jis Ghar mein Aurat ki chlti hai yahi hota hai. Teacher: Ye koun sa TENSE hai? India mein Corruption khatam ho Jayega..!! Student: Future IMPOSSIBLE Tense..!! Gazal By Indian AAM AADMI Yeh Anna hazare be le lo Yeh Lokpall be le lo Bhale cheen lo Hum se Bipasha Basu Magar Hum Ko Lauta do Woh Kimti Purani Woh Atta Woh Gas Woh Bijli Woh Pani Badi Meharbaani…! Badi Meharbaani…! Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki iss bag ke andar kya hai, toh sare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai toh woh murgi bhi tumari. . . . . . . Rabri: Lalu Ji, koi hint toh do na plz? Sonia ji 1 school visit karne gayi 1 class mein a kar boli bachcho koi sawal puchna hai to pucho. Pappu bola mere 3 sawal hai: 1) Aap khud prime minister Q nahi bani 2) Ramleela maidan me police kisne bheji 3) Apka kitna paisa Swiss bank mein hai. Isse pehle ki Sonia ji jawab deti half time ke bell ho gayi. After half time Bablu khadha hokar bola Mam mere 5 sawal hai.. 3 to Pappu wale hai 4) Half time ki bell 20min phle kaise baji? aur akhiri sawal? Q5) Pappu kaha hai?