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Husband Wife Funny SMS

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola ki sisak sisak ke marna
theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI - Ek dum.
Aadmi -To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.


Doctor: Apk shohar ko mukamal sukoon ki zrurat ha..
Yeah neendh k golain hain..
Biwi: Yeah main enhain kis waqt dun??
Doctor: Yeah apne khani hain


BV:Kitchen sa Ajji Sunty hu Mein Din ba Din Khubsurat Hote ja rahi hun...
Shohar:Acha woh kaisy.?
BV:Ab tu Mujh sy Rotiyan b jalny lagi hain

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