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Hindi Sardarji Jokes

Sardar doosre sardar se: Yaar bata motorcycle ke kitne tyre hote hai?
2nd sardar: 2 hote hai.
1st sardar: Nahi do nahi 6 hote hai
2nd sardar: Woh kaise?
1st sardar: Iss tarah 4 Motor ke aur 2 cycle ke.


Teacher: Agar chor piche ke darwaje se aaye then what to do?
Sardar: Just dial 001, police bhi peche se ayegi.


Bus chali jhatka laga aur Sardar ek ladki par ja gira
Ladki boli: Badtameez kya kar rahe ho?
Sardar: Ji punjab university se B.A. Final.

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