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Barack Obama Jokes Collection

Bill Clinton said, “I didn’t inhale.”
Barack Obama says, “I didn’t inject.”


Richard Nixon said “I am not a crook!”
Barack Obama says “I am not on crack!”


Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
A. He thought Barry sounded too American.
I’ve been reading the various Obama joke pages online and have to say they generally aren’t very good! If you’ve thought of a funny Obama joke please post it as a comment.

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