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Egnlish Jokes on Pathan

Teacher to Pathan
where you born?????
Pathan says Proudly.
i born in PAKHTOON KHAWA
teacher ok spell it
pathan i think i was born in N.W.F.P.


Pathan was eating roast in hotel
after eating roast he as chewing bone
beside him a Indian was eating PULSE
he make jokes with Pathan and asked him
what are eating dogs in your town
Pathan siad : PULSE


Once a Pathan goes for INTERVIEW
on the Gate he said May i come In Sir.
Officer wait Please.
Pathan 80 KG

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