TEACHER: Which Book Has Helped U Most In Your Life.??
STUDENT: My Father's Cheque Book.
Teacher : Which Is More Important To Us, The Sun Or The Moon? Pupil: Moon... Teacher : Why? Pupil : The Moon Gives Us Light At Night When We Need It But The Sun Gives Us Light Only In The Day Time When We Don't Need It.
Teacher: Hero Bhadur Hota Hai,
Heroin Khubsurat Hoti Hai,
Tum Kia Banna Chahtey Ho? Bhadur Ya Khubsurat?
Student: Dono, Yani
"Heroinchi"
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