Sardar Joke in English

Sardar: I haven't slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Why didn't u exchange?
Sardar: Oye! There was nobody to exchnge in the lower berth.


A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said:
"Fill Up In Capital.".


Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him:
"Today's dinner should be light!"