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Munna Bhai English Jokes Collection

Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!


LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!


After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes, tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
“Battery is OK”

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