In a Vampire Restaurant, Everybody was ordering hot Blood of Teenage girls as drink.
A vampire ordered Hot Water, all others started taunting him that he is a Dracula & should be ashamed of ordering water.
He suddenly took out a used "ALWAYS ULTRA" from his bag & smiled saying:
"I USE TEA BAGS
A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Dr: What salary U Xpect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it's 25,000
1st Lady: What do You Think About Husbands?
2nd Lady: They are Like OWLS.
1st Lady: Why?
2nd Lady: They can see the Good Things in a Wife only at night.
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