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Funny SMS on Load Shedding

Jab light jaati hai tab sub ki khul jati hai
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Aankh Garmi se



Karachi main Loadshading k khilaf EHTAJAJ karte hoye.
LONDON wale Peer Sahab ne apne ghar ki Lights pura 1 mint tak OFF rakhein.
Jiye Peer Bahi


Wapda Walon se Achay To Machhar Hain Faraz.
Khoon To Woh Bhi Choostay Hain, Par Bill Nahi Mangtay.


Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho?
Girl: Kal Raat To Had Hogai.
Uff, 2 Ghantay, Meri To Jaan He Nikal Gai.
Saray Kapray Geely Ho Gaye Thy.
Pehle To Ek Ghanta Karte They.
Magar Kal To 2 Ghantay Tak Saans He Nahi Aai.
1 Ghanta B Bohat Tha.
Ye 2 Ghanta Ki
Load Shedding To Jaan He Nikaal Deti Hai.

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