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Funny SMS Jokes Collection in Urdu

Husband TV dakhtay huay achanak Zor Zor sa Ronay laga.
wife. konsa darama dekh rahay ho?
Husband; drama khan
Apny shadi ki movie dakh raha hoon.


Apna future janne k liye type kijiye
Apna naam space apne lover k naam
Aur apne papa k no par send kar dijiye


Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
Petrol pump chaltay hain


Wife: Sirf Mere Liye He Paan Kyon Le Rahe Ho?
Apne Liye Bhi Le Lo.
Husband: Mai Bina Paan Khaye Bhi Chup Reh Sakta Hon.

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