Teacher to Sardar: “Where were U born?”
Sardar: In Tiruvanantapuram.
,
Teacher: Spell it?
Sardar: (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says “Johny Walker single”.
.
Man on his left says “Peter Scotch single”.
Sardar says - “Baljith Singh Married”
Humphty Dumphty sat on a wall,
Humphty Dumphty had a great fall,
All the kings’ horses, all the kings’ men
Couldn’t put Humphty Dumphty
together again
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