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Principal 2 Students:
U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.
Students:
Impossible Sir!
College Is Only For 6 Hours!


Class Rooms are Like a Train:
1st Two Rows are Executive Coaches Reserved for VIP.
Middle 3 are General Compartments.
And
Last 2 Are Sleeper Coaches.


When We Throw a Ball in The Air,
Why does it Come Down?
No Physics Answers Plz.
?
?
Because No one is there up to Catch the Ball.


DAILY DAWN:
CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.
Q) What is the Capital of France?
ON DEC 2009: Students write PARIS is the capital of France.
RESULT DAY: Students FAILED
EXAMINER COMMENT(With a Devil Laugh): Capital of France is "F".
CONCLUSION: Even If The paper Leaks Student cannot pass.

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