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Funny SMS Jokes on Pathan

Pathan: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta?
2nd Pathan: Ha ha ha ha!
Niklega Bhi To Andhere Main
Tere Baap Ko Bhi Nazar Nahi Aaye Ga


The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw!
Hino Ka Baap, Nissan Ka Nana..
Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai Pathan Deewana.


Ek Pathan Cinema mai "Jurrasic Park" movie dekh raha tha.
Ek Dinosaur dorta huwa samne ki taraf aane laga to wo bhaga.
Gate Keeper: Bhagte kyun ho, Ye to khali film hai..
Pathan: Woh to janwar hai, Wo nahin janta k yeh film hai

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