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Sexy SMS Jokes in Urdu

An Old Couple On Honeymoon In Paris:
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Wife: Pehle Eiffel Tower Chalen Ya Hotel K Room?
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Husband: Hotel K Room Chalte Hai,
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Eiffel Tower Tu Kal B Khara Rahega.


Teacher to Pathan: Translate "Khushi Se Mera Seena Phool Gaya."
Pathan: Due to Happiness My Chest Became Breast.


Larki: Dr. sahab meray jism ki skin buhat narm aor Mulayem hai.
Es ki hifazat k liye main nahanay se pehlay kia lagaya karon?
Doctor: ~ Kundi ~

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