Latest SMS Messages in Hindi, Urdu and English. Best 1 line, 2 line and 4 line quotes and sayings for mobile Text Messages and Whatsapp Status.
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Hindi Short Funny Messages

Ik Funny Hindi omelet banane ke liye anda fodta hai.
Anda andar se khali nikalta hai.
Funny Hindi: Kamal hai ji!
Aaj kal murgian bhi abortion karvane lagi hain.


Hindi Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Hindi Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Hindi Husband: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai.


Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary.
Funny Hindi: Tum ne dictionary dekh ke nahi kharidani thi na...!

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