Doctor ne admi se pucha.
Kya aap aur aapki biwi ka khoon ek hi hai?
Admi ne kaha..
Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga!
Pachaas sal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na.
Garmi ka din tha aur ek machchar bahut pareshaani se baitha tha.
thabhi ek saathi machchar wahaan aaya aur poocha.
kyu bhai tum itne pareshaan kyu ho"
pahale machar ne jawaab dia.
dekh yaar kamaal ho raha hai.
choohe daani mai chooha.
saabun daani mai saabun aur
machchar daani mai aadmi so raha hai.
Police ki naukari k liye interview liya jaa raha tha
Aur apna bihaari lal bhi jaa pahunche....
Officer ne bihaari se poocha.
Agar bina laathi ya goli chalaaye bheed ko thithar bhithar karne ko kahaa jaaye tho tum kya karoge
Bihaari lal phat se jawaab diya.
Jee mai jholi failaa kar chanda maangne lagoonga.
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