Urdu Double Meaning SMS

GIRL apne jaise jwan PROFESSOR se.sir mai kuch b krun gi pas hone k liye
.
PROF:kuch b?
.
GIRL:han
.
PROF:to jao or khoob study kro
.
MORAL:Har koi _VE SOCH nahi rakhta.




Ek din mila wo muj se,
.
buja buja sa,
.
jhuka jhuka sa
.
Thaka thaka sa
.
Udasion me
.
Racha bassa sa
.
.
Muje andaza ho gya k ga*doo m*th mar k aya ha'



Hamesha,
.
Apni pasand k raste per chalo,
.
Apne tariqe se Muhabat kro,
.
Apne alfaz me baat kro.
.
Sirf wo kro jo apka dil kahe.
.
Aur phir dekhna,
1 din sari dunia kahe gi.
.
.
"Kanjar kise di nai manda"