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Sardar Jokes in Hindi

Master to Sardar: Qaatil kisy kehty hain?
Sardar: Pata Nahee.
Master: Agr tum apnay baap ko qatal kardo tou Tum kiya kehlaao gay?
Sardar: “Yateeem”.


2 Khusray Shadi ke Mubarak baad deny gye,
Ek bola main to 1100 loun g,
Doosra bola main to 1200 loun g,
Peche se Sardar bola 2300 ly lo us main FM b hai.


Sardar ji joined indian army and was given a gun.
Sardar: Major Is ki naali apni taraf karon ya dushman ki taraf.
Major: Jis ki bhi taraf kar lo faida mulk ka hi ho ga .


Ek Sardar ne Road Pe Ek Garha Khoda
Aur Us Main Ja K Beth Gya
Dusre Sardar Ne Poocha
”Aey Ki Ho Riya Ae Paa Ji?”
1st Sardar Replied ”Gehria’n Sochaa’n” ;->

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