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Funny Text Messages

Neend ati hai to khwab ata hai..


Khwab ata hai to larki ati hai..


LArki ati hai to pechay uss ka baap ata hai ..


Phr na larki ati hai na khwab ata hai...




Chand ko ghuroor hai k us k pass noor hai.........
To kia hua
Mujhay bhi ghuroor hai meray pass tujh jaia LANGUOR HAI.......



Doctor:-(Mareez se) "Ager mary elaaj se tum tandrust ho gaye to kia do ge?"
Mareez:- "Mein qabrein khodta hon, Aap ke liye muft mein qabar kho don ga..."

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